Swine flu has come as a respite to NITIEians who were struggling to keep pace with hectic schedules, at least this is true for me. Life at NITIE is hectic contrary to what suggested by our seniors. Our typical schedule is as follows:
9:00 AM: Day start at 9 morning. Nana comes early in the morning in my room and says '@#$%#% se class kub hai'. I am still trying to understand why Nana is obsessed with that part of Man's body so much that he speaks it in his sentences. I can remember the incidence when we were coming inside NITIE and security guard asks for I-card and Nana said '@#$%#% nahin dikhoon'. I still don't know whether Nana would have shown that part if he was asked to do so.
Meanwhile puppy wakes up from his bed and first thing he does in morning is calling his gf and 'chappu...' with her. 'Chappu' means speak in Telugu. He is the chillest person at NITIE. When everybody in NITIE were slogging their asses to get passing marks in statistics, Puppy was chill and chappuing with his gf.
9:20 AM: Time to stand on line at mess for breakfast, then swallow breakfast somehow in 2 min and rust towards 95 stairs of destiny. Somehow we reach Admin block after climbing 95 stairs. Here I normally go with Appu hathi. Appu hathi(aka lala) is a synonym of laziness. He reminds u of a typical halwai, whose belly goes first wherever he goes. Even when he enters in our room, his belly comes first and then comes his foot. Rumors have linked this belly to 'Bobby darling' aka boyfriend.
9:30 AM: Somehow we reach class and try to capture back seats.
9:30 – 5:00 PM: Emotional atyachaar in class. Who wants to study anyways apart from few junkies.
Evening in NITIE is cool. You can hear lot of noise around pond and giggling of students. Admin has recently installed lights around pond to prevent advances by lovers. I still don't understand why few kisses make admin so nervous. Maybe they could not do anything in their young days. Anyways lovers always find new areas for their activities.
During evening walks you can see Adi Baba giving gyan to his toli. This toli is increasing by bits and pieces every day. Adi Baba is a former sarkari engineer now having fun time in NITIE. He is one of the most respected person in NITIE( of course apart from me).
2 comments:
u r rite abot nana... im with u. but u r kinda wrong abot puppy. he is the smartest n kool n sweet n ultimate hero of the NITIE. how come u forgot to mention abot chi square and swine, the perfect couple :)
by the way.. nice artical
There is still one and half years to write about biggies like camera, ur chinese bro and swine.
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